Xavier; From now on, "L.L." Announcer: Hey there, ho there, ladies and gentlemen. WCRST, Succotash and the Bird in the morning. Succotash is a fast-talking Christian DJ who constantly tells his listeners to "Call us up and win some cash!". By helping this tiny mosquito, in a way, I'm helping your mother. Xavier: The pride I feel for finally fingering my father's killer is dampened only by the fact that I promised to kill my father's killer. Chief Master Guru: Youngling, you must tame the beast with soul-soothing song. I say bone white! He was balls deep.He taught the way of the heal. Can't you buy it for me, Daddy? You got a license to sell hot-dogs, Chico man? When Xavier's significant Crystal is stoled, he is forced to venture forth. Xavier comes to the rescue of a curious youngster who gets in over his heart trying to impress his father. We're a dying breed. Some o' them crazy cookies. While traveling back to the present in episode 6, Xavier goes too far and ends up in the year. Play Xavier: Renegade Angel Phonebooth scene redub - no sfx by Keaton Long on desktop and mobile. Succotash, succotash, call us up, win some cash! But we can jog my memory, with the Lakota memory-joggin' dance. You want me to repeat everything you say? I'm doing it. 'Tear ducks'. It premiered on November 4, 2007, on Adult Swim and November 1, 2007, Mexican Gang Leader: So she says, "Oh, that puppy is the cutest thing in the world." Or would you prefer "her ass in" you? We can be like Beauty and the Beast. STANDS4 LLC, 2023. STANDS4 LLC, 2023. Does anyone have the script for Xavier: Renegade Angel? Pulled out his heart and showed it to him, and he was like, "Nice.". Vernon Chatman and John Lee are also the creators of MTV's Wonder Showzen. Mexican Gang Leader: He's only the biggest drug dealer since Truman. Mexican Gang Member #4: Maybe I do have more issues than a magazine stand, but all those magazines are puro fancy. Looks like I already did. We just got our new shipment. This project was completed with assistance from the Georgia Film Office, a division of the Georgia Department of Economic Development. Xavier himself is also a parody of the. WebXavier is a soul-searching humanoid of magnanimous philosophical gravity. with his name being pronounced with a soft-X (or Z) to sound similar to the word "savior". Xavier: So, who wants to spill it first? WebXavier is a soul-searching humanoid of magnanimous philosophical gravity. Burbury Visitor Info: Welcome to Burbury. Now, we can get into the semanticalities Xavier: [smokes a pipe] The very notion of belief itself can be rhetorically whittled to the bare nub of its meaning. Xavier: I'm watching a woman washing. WebToken Nonhuman: Xavier is allegedly a Fallen Angel in a world of humans. Capture a web page as it appears now for use as a trusted citation in the future. Man: Oh my god! Xavier: Renegade Angel is an American adult computer-animated surrealist dark comedy television series created by Vernon Chatman and John Lee, who are also the creators of Wonder Showzen. June: I'm too overcome to speak about my husband's mysterious death, but Popo has asked to say a few words. Look buddy, know when you defeated. During his travels, he learns more about his [gets in a car and drives backwards down the street]. My visual connection to this beautiful world has been severed! I want you, Percy! We got Christ, we got faith, we got traffic on the 1's, weather on the what, we got Popo the preaching gorilla in the studio, how you doing today, Popo? In "Braingea's Final Cranny", Xavier burns three people to death immediately after declaring himself not violent at all. Are you prepared for this moment? It turns out that drawing he made was the painting that was just discovered. So we created Beyond Charts to put you on the right path. Web. Thanks for the shot. [teasing] Yes, avenge me. Now there was a factory mix-up! Mexican Gang Member: You should have picked me. WebXavier: Chief was deep. He was balls deep.He taught the way of the heal. [throws the bowl of cereal that randomly appear out of nowhere]. Whos this? Mexican Gang Leader: Friday night is Taco Tuesday. Gang Leader: I'm the leader! [flips off the camera while driving away]. First of all, its daytime! It premiered at midnight on November 4, 2007 on Adult Swim, and November 1, 2007 on the Adult Swim website. So closewas the phrase that pays, and we give praise, bow your heads. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. I like it.". Chief Master Guru: You must love the earth like you love your mother. Mexican Gang Member #5: You guys are the only family I have -- Maybe because you guys killed my family. Forgive mmm [unintelligible buzzing]. Hello!" Barcode Man: [points gun at Xavier] Do you believe in God? Well when God was passing out insight, you thought he said that when God was passing out holy prophets, you thought he said oily faucets, cause your soul has diarrhoea, of the mouth, faucet! As a result, for the last minute or so of the show, all the dialogue is in Arabic. To justice. But not like the others. Xavier: I'd like to talk to you a lot more about this. Xavier: You need to move on from losing your father back there. Diner Employee: How long you been standing there, you freak? Young Xavier: Wow, that's me years from now. You're a hit. Xavier: Renegade Angel is an American adult computer-animated surrealist dark comedy television series created by Vernon Chatman and John Lee, who are also the creators of Wonder Showzen. stands for "Supportive Community of Connected Spirits.". Addeddate 2019-11-27 06:37:55 Color color Identifier xavierrenegadeangel Scanner But I eat balls for breakfast. See production, box office & company info, Sardonicast: Sonic, Pikachu, Eyes Without a Face. Xavier's actually human and is living in the same mental institution that houses his mother. Scroll down for resources, mod and verification applications, Discord listings and more. 2 Mar. Many, many characters, often caused by Xavier himself. But only God can do that dance, and it has to be raining That's the 'irony' part. Probably the weirdest show [adult swim] has ever produced (and that is saying a lot), Xavier was largely one huge Mind Screw, with the title character speaking in a near-continuous, stream-of-consciousnesswell, stream of dialogue ranging from narrative and conversation to puns and portmanteaus to "unintentional" double-entendres and callbacks. All trademarks are property of their respective owners in the US and other countries. Bully #3: Yeah, Clip, it's working. Valve Corporation. Mexican Gang Leader: You just passed the first test. EXCELENTE OPORTUNIDAD DEPARTAMENTO CNTRICO EN COSQUIN, OPORTUNIDAD CHALET VILLA MIRADOR DEL LAGO. This noodle is a steel cage! Clumso: Clumso the Cookie Chef really popped a boner into these yummy snacks! Mexican Gang Member #4: I like to kill to music. Ever-Child: You, Paul, When you were 6 and you killed that spider monkey with that claw hammer, you really just squashed your heart with that hammer, and that's why you became a dirty pig cop. 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What do your heart spirits have to say to your mind-sacs? WebXavier: Uh, nothing. You can hit me. Oh, the cops wanna hone in on my heal-deal. We all have our own way of killing. Also, the doctor is the same animal-race as Xavier, apparently, Xavier was just an insane human himself all along. Hold. XAVIER RENEGADE ANGEL S1 E10 TRANSCRIPT Oct 16, 2017 4 min read Add to Favourites By ValkyriemoonDraws Published: Oct 16, 2017 67 Favourites 12 Comments 59K Views Yes so I transcripted the big Xavier V Xavier scene in Shakashuri Blowdown, are you proud of me father? Xavier: Ahh. Whos this? Unfortunately for all, Xavier finds himself on the wrong side of the law. He only does 'cause he love me. Get out of town and start a new life. Whos this? I just want to groom and train poodles. Quotes.net. WebXavier: Renegade Angel is an American adult computer-animated television series created by Vernon Chatman and John Lee, who are also the creators of Wonder Showzen. Hallucinations don't need continuity. Other kids could be cruel, they'd call me names: dweeb, chimp, honky, dweeby-chimp, honky-dweeb, and worst of all: chomsky-honk. Xavier: They say 'tis often the tiniest among us hath the biggest need. And the light floral scent keeps me feeling fresh all day! People toss those words around like tennis balls. Gang Leader: Nobody has ever survived our initiation, come give it a try. Clumso: These blue-chocolate-chip tampons are goo-ably, chewably huge! [thinking] Its haunting elegance is so restrained. Xavier: I need some of that disease you guys invented. Xavier: I have the strange feeling that I've forgotten all of this before. Xavier: Always tough to kill your dad, but you made the right choice, kid. Go on. Created by PFFRthe minds behind Wonder Showzenfor [adult swim], Xavier: Renegade Angel is, on the surface, about an angel who has defected from Heaven. It's pretty cool. Xavier: Don't know. Here's my card. Robby: Closure?! [laughs], [Chief Master Guru proceeds to play dead again]. Harder. Xavier: Always tough to kill your dad, but you made the right choice, kid. (beckoning) Come on, me! Things nearly blowup in their faces, but Xavier employs some quick think and tasty treats to avert catastrophe. You're so strong! l guess your brain isn't as dumb as your legs. Bully: Best stay away from that weirdo. I copypasted the phone booth scene from Xavier Renegade Angel just because I can Meme [Xavier dials][phone rings] X2: "Hello? Shiny: (between punches) Givemebackmyson! Hello? Chief Master Guru: Your failure is merely a portent of dissapointments to come. Another episode features a vulture ripping out a dying man's eye and then flying away. Come give it a try. Contents 1 Season 1 1.1 What Life D-D-Doth [1.01] 1.2 Chief Beef Loco [1.02] 1.3 Weapons Grade Life [1.03] 1.4 The 6th Teat of Good Intentions [1.04] 1.5 Pet Siouxicide [1.05] Play over 265 million tracks for free on SoundCloud. I know a shamanic Navaho rain dance, that hasn't just blown MINDS. It premiered on November 4, 2007, on Adult Swim and November 1, 2007, Either I. The balance of happiness is constant. Meet Xavier, a seeker/searcher man/beast who takes his spirit quest thru Connecticut. Just don't go entering your legs in any spelling bees. Young Xavier: Wow, that's me years from now. Chief Master Guru: In order to heal this wound, you must play a shakhashirisk wind trance. Clip: We don't got no freaks here in Burbury, and we's done hate freaks with open, unquenchable cans of philosophical thirst-worms. Townie: So you use your powers to save people? So you admit that youre checking me out, and you want to mate! Well I eat balls for breakfast. Ooga-booga. Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out All trademarks are property of their respective owners in the US and other countries. Mexican Gang Leader: I'm the leader! Whether youre interested in researching and testing your ideas, saving and recalling your favourite analysis or accessing tools and strategies from leading Industry Educators, Beyond Charts+ is modern, powerful and easy to use charting software for private investors. [typing] What Doth Life? Valve Corporation. The entire show is implied to be a chaotic chain of thoughts brought on by the sight of an Rorschach test inkblot while in a therapy session. Contents 1 Season 1 1.1 What Life D-D-Doth [1.01] 1.2 Chief Beef Loco [1.02] 1.3 Weapons Grade Life [1.03] 1.4 The 6th Teat of Good Intentions [1.04] 1.5 Pet Siouxicide [1.05] Xavier's Father: No, no, no, no. ["La Cucaracha" plays]. Flush them now. Kid on Chili Slide: You'll jalape?o pants! Look at this cat. Mexican Gang Leader: Percy! Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out the truth about his mysterious origin. She's using fear of death, playing on your insecurities, there's a rock-solid elegance to the arguments. Whos this? We're a dying breed. Xavier: Fate. Xavier: Been saving myself for marriage, or at least consent. Accept your defecation. Addeddate 2019-11-27 06:37:55 Color color Identifier xavierrenegadeangel Scanner web pages Also I'm really depressed yay. Whos this? He totally missed the board. Xavier: I need some of that disease you guys invented. Xavier: You may have gotten checkmate, but we're playing Chinese checkers. Can't find it anywhere and since it's my favorite show of all time, I'd love to read the screenplay, especially considering that my interest for screenwriting has been growing recently. I'll make sexism my b*tch. Only a blind girl would marry you. Sorry for beating you up before. Xavier: I know what your butt did to that boy! Let me see it. Skeeter-Beast: That'll give you time to reflect. A good example is the episode "Signs From Godrilla": This episode explores the aspects of choice, free will and religion by using various themes, including recursion and mind/body dualism, to aid in its expression. I don't remember my name. Clip: is that you Grandmama. Xavier: [Xavier is returned to the room of doors in Barcode Man's clothing] So, it was me all along! Man: He's comparing the universal oneness of all life to your mama! However, it should be called. Just five hots. Permissions beyond the scope of this license may be available from thestaff@tvtropes.org. tries to mine an Indian burial ground for blood to inject into himself so he can legally own an Indian casino. Uploaded by I'm a certified wahockamana healer. Mocho: I guess I tend to use my switchblade as a defense mechanism. I'm right here. I have no powers. Townie: (outraged) He's comparing the universal oneness of all life to your mama! 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